© meliapond
posted 5 days ago with 392 notes
· via · © · J


Hozier - Arsonists Lullaby

posted 5 days ago with 10,341 notes
· via · © · J

rjdaae:

Ancient Greek black figure pottery-inspired nails, featuring Theseus facing the Minotaur on one hand, and Oedipus pondering the riddle of the Sphinx on the other. Matte finish for an extra pottery-ish look!

Source:rjdaae
posted 5 days ago with 780 notes
· via · © · J

posted 1 week ago with 203,560 notes
· via · © · J

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

image

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

image

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

Source:creepyabandonedplaces
posted 1 week ago with 131,476 notes
· via · © · J

tardisblueimpala:

adevotion:

yeeitsanna:

raggedyarchangel:

sometimes i look at gordon ramsay and just think

image

i mean he’s seriously passionate about food and just look at him

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

[x]

is there a gordon ramsay fandom?

because there should be

All in favor of Gordon Ramsay fandom

Aye

Aye

posted 1 week ago with 142,243 notes
· via · © · J

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

askangelsmadeofmisha:

adriofthedead:

sknnyasfckkk:

from-fatass-to-hourglass:

One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.”
And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite fruits. And I’ll tell her, “Now, what’s more important? The way the fruit looks, or the way the fruit tastes?” And she’ll say, “Well, I guess the way they taste is more important.” And I’ll say, “That’s right. It doesn’t matter what size you are or how you look on the outside, as long as you’re sweet and delicious on the inside. Because you can be the prettiest looking apple in the whole store, but if you’re rotten on the inside then they will just spit you out.”

^ that’s a very good analogy

so remember kids
no matter what you look like on the outside
someone is still going to eat you



why do we always end up here

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

askangelsmadeofmisha:

adriofthedead:

sknnyasfckkk:

from-fatass-to-hourglass:

One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.”

And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite fruits. And I’ll tell her, “Now, what’s more important? The way the fruit looks, or the way the fruit tastes?” And she’ll say, “Well, I guess the way they taste is more important.” And I’ll say, “That’s right. It doesn’t matter what size you are or how you look on the outside, as long as you’re sweet and delicious on the inside. Because you can be the prettiest looking apple in the whole store, but if you’re rotten on the inside then they will just spit you out.”

^ that’s a very good analogy

so remember kids

no matter what you look like on the outside

someone is still going to eat you

why do we always end up here

Source:healthy-food
posted 1 week ago with 60,009 notes
· via · © · J

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

 #IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN  #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand
posted 1 week ago with 281 notes
· via · © · J

posted 1 week ago with 6,306 notes
· via · © · J

confusedtree:

Doctor Who started off as a sometimes very corny but overall enjoyable and well-acted science fiction adventure show and evolved into a really well-earned character study and then after that systematically turned into one of the worst TV shows I have ever willingly set aside time for

posted 1 week ago with 665 notes
· via · © · J

droo216:


fake movie meme → Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

Sarah Bolger as BellePatrick Wilson as Prince Adam 

droo216:

fake movie meme → Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

Sarah Bolger as Belle
Patrick Wilson as Prince Adam 

Source:droo216